every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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