Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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