I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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