just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I am midnight drunk by noon
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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