You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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