So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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