You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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