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I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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