but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Redeem this text for a blowjob
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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