And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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