Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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