Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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