it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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