I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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