Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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