My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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