i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The beer is more important than you right now.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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