Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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