Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
