i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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