another moral hangover. fuck.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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