We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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