There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I love you. Go after that dick
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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