North Korea, Best Korea!
i wish my penis had a tongue
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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