Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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