trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
