just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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