It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
