At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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