I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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