He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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