I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
