Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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