Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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