yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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