I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The uberlube is also flammable
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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