so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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