Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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