they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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