I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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