My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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