So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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