Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's JV to your varsity
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
my shit smells like andre
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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