Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..

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(714): View more from California

Ikea night.

(949): View more from California

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(714): View more from California

Insert tab A into swedish slot B

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(812): View more from Indiana

Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking

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(925): View more from California

I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible

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(563): View more from Iowa

Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

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(419): View more from Ohio

I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.

(1-419): View more from Ohio

I'm out of town so we should be golden.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?

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