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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?

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  Nah, just masturbating louder

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.

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• (562): View more from California

  It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever

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• (315): View more from New York

  So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together

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