Swine flu. Run for my life!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.