4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She told me I should be a condom model.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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