so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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