This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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