Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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