I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
they need to just BURY HIM!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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