How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
