is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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