For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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