I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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