white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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